vonhottie
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vonhottie

Pinup & Guru. This is my unconventional journey through conventional fitness. vonhottie.com
New York, NY
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Feats Completed
- The Feralicious Challenge:
- 4.) Cardio, Unplugged
See all feats for The Feralicious Challenge- The Love Challenge:
- Love Body
- Love Mind
- Love Belly
- Love Soul
See all feats for The Love Challenge- Social Workout Challenge: New Years Edition:
- Take A Bath
- Sleep Log
- Plant Friendly
- Home Workout
- Pimp Your Bed
- Swap Meat
- Step It Up
- Whole Grainy
- Go Fish
- Home Food
See all feats for Social Workout Challenge: New Years Edition- Emergency Holiday Challenge:
- Naughty Flogging
- Divine Singing
- Family Oriented
- Spread the Word
- Reindeer Gaming
- Shop in Peace
- Blood Alcohol Leveling
See all feats for Emergency Holiday Challenge- Eat. Sweat. Blog.:
- Flog
- Soda Free
- Fast Foodless
- Localvore
- The Kitchen Cure
- Raw food day
- Brown Bagger
- Brightly Colored
- Smoothiest
- Personal chef
See all feats for Eat. Sweat. Blog.- Other Feats:
- General Healthy Eating
- Sing
- Half Mile Swim
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Feat Accompli!
I didn't crush this feat! ERROR!!! I'm only 30 mins into it.
Workout
ouch
Late this afternoon, I tripped on a pothole in the sidewalk and fell, hurting my knee and ankle. A guy helped me up and I realized he was the same guy Sass had gone on a terrible date with last year and he'd been a mean, mean stupid jackass to her. I wanted to yell "You were mean to my friend!" but I was also trying not to cry in public, so I said, "Thank you," and limped away.
Workout
high-fiving strangers on the west side highway
Inspired by Sass' jog this morning and the nice weather, I headed over to the West Side Highway/Hudson River Park for a little joggy-jog of my own. Since I was greatly inspired by Whitney Houston when I was trying to run a full mile last fall/winter, I brought along my gal pal Mariah for my run.
Workout
Mariah Carey and von Hottie want you to know that "a hero lies in you"
I realized in the wee hours of the morning that what was missing from my life was Mariah Carey. Duh, von Hottie, you haven't listened to Mariah in years! No wonder I've been out of sorts.
Workout
I walked over 4,000 steps during my rehearsal.
I promenade, a lot. Which is funny when you're rehearsing in a room that's 18'x18'. Between that, and walking to and from rehearsal and my post-dinner constitutional with Sass, I walked 15,523 steps/6.28 miles and burned 874 calories. My pedometer is like a little pocket scientist. I pull him out periodically and he says, in his best Monty Python voice, "Very well, very well. Keep on, keep on.
Workout
fear not feral
After the table reading of my play this past week, I had the usual residual mental angst wherein I see where I want to be but do not know how to get there.
Place:
Crunch Union Sq.
Workout
60 before 30
I'm in my last 60 days before turning 30, and I'm looking for suggestions of things I need to do before then. I'm talking the big crash bang kind of mistakes and fun you can only do in your youth and folly. I want to fail spectacularly.
Place:
Crunch - Lafayette Street
I'm getting all Sandyliz on you
A Feralicious spreadsheet for you, with love from me.
Comments, praise, affection, problems, etc. encouraged in the comments below.
Workout
almost princess broken foot
Yesterday, as I was literally walking towards my shoes so I could leave for the gym, I stepped barefoot on an itty bitty shard of glass - a remnant from a glass I dropped weeks ago. Fast forward through the next hour and a half of little von Hottie soaking her foot in the bathtub, sobbing on the phone to Mo-rizzle, "I want my dad!
Place:
Crunch - Lafayette Street
Strokes! Happy! Super!
Everyone is so awesome! I had so much fun last night. I love Social Workout improv. How did we all get to be so pretty? I don't need a challenge to love all up on you!
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Workout
ouch
Late this afternoon, I tripped on a pothole in the sidewalk and fell, hurting my knee and ankle. A guy helped me up and I realized he was the same guy Sass had gone on a terrible date with last year and he'd been a mean, mean stupid jackass to her. I wanted to yell "You were mean to my friend!" but I was also trying not to cry in public, so I said, "Thank you," and limped away.
Workout
high-fiving strangers on the west side highway
Inspired by Sass' jog this morning and the nice weather, I headed over to the West Side Highway/Hudson River Park for a little joggy-jog of my own. Since I was greatly inspired by Whitney Houston when I was trying to run a full mile last fall/winter, I brought along my gal pal Mariah for my run.
Workout
Mariah Carey and von Hottie want you to know that "a hero lies in you"
I realized in the wee hours of the morning that what was missing from my life was Mariah Carey. Duh, von Hottie, you haven't listened to Mariah in years! No wonder I've been out of sorts.
Workout
I walked over 4,000 steps during my rehearsal.
I promenade, a lot. Which is funny when you're rehearsing in a room that's 18'x18'. Between that, and walking to and from rehearsal and my post-dinner constitutional with Sass, I walked 15,523 steps/6.28 miles and burned 874 calories. My pedometer is like a little pocket scientist. I pull him out periodically and he says, in his best Monty Python voice, "Very well, very well. Keep on, keep on.
Workout
fear not feral
After the table reading of my play this past week, I had the usual residual mental angst wherein I see where I want to be but do not know how to get there.
Place:
Crunch Union Sq.
Workout
60 before 30
I'm in my last 60 days before turning 30, and I'm looking for suggestions of things I need to do before then. I'm talking the big crash bang kind of mistakes and fun you can only do in your youth and folly. I want to fail spectacularly.
Place:
Crunch - Lafayette Street
Workout
almost princess broken foot
Yesterday, as I was literally walking towards my shoes so I could leave for the gym, I stepped barefoot on an itty bitty shard of glass - a remnant from a glass I dropped weeks ago. Fast forward through the next hour and a half of little von Hottie soaking her foot in the bathtub, sobbing on the phone to Mo-rizzle, "I want my dad!
Place:
Crunch - Lafayette Street
Workout
I'm a published author and a dancing queen
After a couple of Secret Saturday late nights this week (see Sass & her LRD), I needed to sweat out some of the booze. I did 30 minutes on the elliptical while studying my lines - which made the time go by so fast! Even faster than the mechanical elliptical bull! Extra cardio bonus points tonight when Sass & I danced with all the dressed up WASPS at the Yale Club tonight.
Place:
Crunch - Lafayette Street
Workout
I've never been in a relationship on February 14th but I am totally pro-Valentine's Day
In which this week's "Featured Body," vonhottie, walks five miles and extols the virtues of a much maligned holiday.
Valentine's Day is the time of the year when the entire world looks just the way I want it to: covered in red, pink, hearts, glitter and candy, but that's not the reason why I'm all about it.
You'd think from the aisles of Kmart, where I spent a lot of time today, that Valentine's Day is like setting up a shrine in your parking space: Yay, I found one! Put some pink cellophane on it so everyone knows it's mine!
I'm of the third-grade school of Valentine's Day, when you gave a carefully decorated piece of construction paper to each and every person in your class. No one was left out, and you couldn't play favorites or everyone would know who your crush was and you'd die of embarrassment. Everyone celebrated together, everyone ate too much drugstore chocolate, and everyone was told "U R SWEET."
Workout
Won't you step into my time machine?
This week's "Featured Body," vonhottie, continues her fitness adventures, this time with the help of Shakira, Rihanna, and Jodie Foster.
SnOMG is more like SlushOMG.
This afternoon, Sass and I watched the "blizzard" from Le Pain Quotidien and planned out more of the von Hottie Extravaganza show (coming April 3rd . . . as soon as I write the damn thing). After pretending like we were going to buy a woofie muffin at the pet store, we headed to Crunch. I remembered my gym clothes, but not my shoes, so she lent me her fancy Brazilian shoes. I did 40 mins on the elliptical, where I did some serious Shakira belly moves to Rihanna, and 5 mins on the rower with Sass. The rower is horseshit. I'm so glad Sass doesn't have a broken foot anymore so we don't have to hang out on it all the time.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
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Strip this!
I took it 2 hours ago and my thighs are already feeling it from the warm up. The dance portion is fun and not too hard to follow. Also, I love stripper push-ups.
Your "warm ups" always crack me up. I get tired reading them. I bet your clavicle was dripping deliciously.
Posted in response to: i kept my promise to you.
on 6 hours 6 min ago by vonhottie
rock it girl!!!
Posted in response to: On goals and a helpful push into a new level
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on 5 hours 49 min ago by vonhottie