Mr. Mohawk
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Mr. Mohawk
I read Harry Potter.
Brooklyn
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Feats Completed
- Social Workout Challenge: New Years Edition:
- Home Workout
- Take A Bath
- Pimp Your Bed
- D.I.Y. Feat
- The One Thousands
- Sleep Log
- Go Fish
- Locavore
- Jan Plan Plus
- Home Food
See all feats for Social Workout Challenge: New Years Edition- Emergency Holiday Challenge:
- Unspike the Punch
- Historic Dancing
- Box on Boxing Day
- Family Oriented
- Sweat Sacred
- Stocking Stuffer
- Spread the Word
- Walking on Christmas
- Naughty Flogging
- Divine Singing
- See all feats for Emergency Holiday Challenge
- Eat. Sweat. Blog.:
- Flog
- See all feats for Eat. Sweat. Blog.
- Other Feats:
- Hula Hoop
- Cartwheel
- A Day of Silence
- Alt.Healthy.Fast
- Spot Turn
- Moonwalk
- Bench Your Weight
- Juggle
- Sing
- Plank Personal
- Wheel Pose
- Underwater Swim
- 2009 Feats of Summer 50 Workout Challenge
- Commuting Meditation
- Group Fitness Class Sampler
- Chinups
- Handstand by 20
- Situps
- Pushups
- Free Throws
- See all feats
Workout
Butwhat and Volleyball Again
So Butwhat met me out at Down the Hatch, and gave me my fedora, and she bought me 2 beers, which was enough to get me a little buzzed before my game. We also chatted about things like relationships, relationships, and bitches and assholes. I was kinda sad I had to cut it short, but she promises to come back from Philly soon.
Poet Laureate
Fabulous Coach Says It's Okay to Be A Gay Football Player
Jim Tressel, the head football coach at Ohio State University, is widely considered one of the most conservative coaches in college football. So, it came as a shock to the sporting world when he recently gave an interview to Outlook Columbus—a gay lifestyle magazine.
Here’s an excerpt: “The greatest achievement we can have as coaches is that a young man leaves us with a concept of who he is, what he wants from life, and what he can share with others – someone who is ‘comfortable in his own skin,’ and that identity can go in a number of directions.”
Workout
I Lost My Pants Again
I keep losing gym shorts. So, yesterday, I once again worked out in jeans until they were almost moist. I did:
25 chin ups
36 incline offset-thumb dumbbell curls
20 military presses
OK Go Does the Impossible... Again
How awesome is this???
I wish I knew how to embed youtube videos. Le sigh.
Poet Laureate
Victoria's Secret Loves Your Body (If You've Got Big Boobs and No Hips)
You've almost certainly seen them: The commercials featuring Victoria Secret nymphs writhing like a full-on, full-body Herbal Essence hairgasm ad, talking about how they love their bodies. “My body, my body, I love my body” each woman in the ad repeats while Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” (sans vocals) blares in the background. Among the numerous and consecutive shots of the models' glossier-than a polished Barbie doll bodies clad in black and flesh-tone brassieres and boy shorts, special attention is given to the push-up bra and the razorback. VS seems to have forgotten that a razorback is actually a European hog.
Workout
I Broke My Own Fashion Rules
By wearing skiny jeans, dress shoes, and a white tee to the gym last night. Oops.
Also, I was at Union Square Crunch and didn't see ANYONE. For shame, people, for shame.
I lifted weights until my jeans were on the verge of getting moist and my shirt was see-through, then went home.
Poet Laureate
Gym Germs and Proper Sweatiquette
I always knew yogis were dirty hippies, but now I have evidence to prove it! Coming in at number one on Shine’s “4 Germiest Places at the Gym” are the public yoga mats for class. Turns out they’re generally disinfected as frequently as the dumbbells (number two on the list, followed by stationary bike seats and the showers)… which is to say, probably never. Along similar lines, Men’s Health has a short article on proper “sweatiquette,” which is pretty obvious and useless, except for the term “sweatiquette.” So I made up my own list!
Mr. Mohawk's Top 4 Ways to Avoid Germs at the Gym:
Workout
Anything You Post Can And Will Be Used Against You In A Court Of Love
Someone I really care about has been snooping around on social workout and reading my blogs, and last night used them against me. Isn't that great? This means I'll be toning down my personal blogs, though my front page ones will still strive for the outrageous. Grr.
Poet Laureate
My Fitness Spam in a Blog
A couple of weeks ago, I decided to join a few fitness email lists to pillage them for articles and then regurgitate them into gleaming prose on Social Workout. I've sifted through about 100 emails this week and am now giving you the best of My Spam In A Blog:
- You don't drink enough, which is why you can't run: The Tarahumara tribe gets wasted about a third of the year, subsists on corn oatmeal, lives in the mountains of northern Mexico, wears shoes made out of old tires, and can run for 24 hours. Straight. This one courtesy of Precision Nutrition competition prompt.
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Workout
Butwhat and Volleyball Again
So Butwhat met me out at Down the Hatch, and gave me my fedora, and she bought me 2 beers, which was enough to get me a little buzzed before my game. We also chatted about things like relationships, relationships, and bitches and assholes. I was kinda sad I had to cut it short, but she promises to come back from Philly soon.
Workout
I Lost My Pants Again
I keep losing gym shorts. So, yesterday, I once again worked out in jeans until they were almost moist. I did:
25 chin ups
36 incline offset-thumb dumbbell curls
20 military presses
Workout
I Broke My Own Fashion Rules
By wearing skiny jeans, dress shoes, and a white tee to the gym last night. Oops.
Also, I was at Union Square Crunch and didn't see ANYONE. For shame, people, for shame.
I lifted weights until my jeans were on the verge of getting moist and my shirt was see-through, then went home.
Workout
Anything You Post Can And Will Be Used Against You In A Court Of Love
Someone I really care about has been snooping around on social workout and reading my blogs, and last night used them against me. Isn't that great? This means I'll be toning down my personal blogs, though my front page ones will still strive for the outrageous. Grr.
Workout
I Work Out to Cartoons
I'm all about multitasking, not because I have a diligent attention span and am hella organized, more like because I have 3 attention spans and prefer to do numerous things at once. So, last night, while watching cartoons, cooking spaghetti, and editing my manuscript, I did this for 45 minutes:
400 curls
130 flies
60 clapping pushups
100 uppercuts
Workout
Where's My Hat?!?!?!
Missing: Gray fedora, sleek and stylish, suited to fit a medium-to-large male head. Was last seen chilling near some cowboy boots at Brooklyn Boulders around 10pm, Feb 22, 2010. Has sentimental value, as said hat comes staturated with kick assery. Owner (myself) will give you Coconut Water upon its safe return. Please comment or email below if you have any information.
Workout
Birthday Thanks and Monday Tourism
First off, thank you everyone who came to Barcade and watched me get wizzasted, except for the jackass that stole my Teddy Bear. You suck titan balls.
Workout
killercadoogan and msh258 are Hot Yoga Swingers
Imagine you're in a dim, warmly lit room, surrounded by scantily clad, sweating bodies. Imagine the room is roughly your body temperature, so the line between where your skin ends and the atmosphere begins blurs. Imagine moving in tandem with a group, the heat making your body limber, the austerity of the class augmenting your focus.
Workout
Super Bowl Sunday!!! My workout, and what I ate
Yes, I posted a health-conscious blog about the Super Bowl that managed to irk a handful of social workout beer snobs ;) Here's what I ate for the Super Bowl, just to show you that I'm a human being, and was only offering some helpful suggestions and not a healthy ultimatum, or whatever y
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New Muay Thai Class at Crunch Lafayette
I finally went to this class. It's taught Weds, 7:15-8:15 nights, and hasn't been made public yet. I've taken several classes, and worked with this trainer personally... though now I have his name confused, as I think it's Caleb, but his coworkers don't seem to reconize that name.
jeeze what?? i'm confused. i'd like to see the graph... there's 2 links to old posts and a picture of a hamburger on a truck... no graph.
just want to see the original information, no need to tear up :P
Posted in response to: why a big mac is cheaper than a salad.
i love how you're the first to comment on your post ;)
eliminate subsidies though??? impossible. reorganize? improbably, considering big business.
what graph???
Posted in response to: why a big mac is cheaper than a salad.
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on 1 day 6 hours ago by Mr. Mohawk