• Sunday morning, I dragged my broken heart (see Saturday's post) to a silks workshop with Heather. Because if I go to enough aerial silks classes, I'll be just like Flipper Baby and Redman from Conni's Restaurant and Ian from FUCT will leave their daredevil aerialist girlfriends for a life of slightly-closer-to-the-ground-but-more-champagne-soaked high-flying love with me. Oh, silks. She is a cruel and elusive mistress. The room was super humid, the silks were sticky like super glue, my butt was going nowhere near my head, and I chickened out of the big drop and did a t-catch instead. It was not my finest moment, but I cling tightly to what Roseanne Cash said:

    "Just show up, just do it. Even if you feel like shit and you think you’re terrible and you’ll never get better and it will never go anywhere, just show up and do it. And, eventually, something happens."

    • Esther A. hearted this 1 year ago
    • Reginia G. Who broke your heart? I can't find Saturdays post.....I have 3 brothers who collectively weigh over 600 pounds, one is a blackbelt, one is a former green beret, and one is a teddy bear...I also have a dad who can drive a mean getaway vehicle, you let me know if we need to plan a road trip to NY!! 1 year ago
    • Reginia G. hearted this 1 year ago
    • von Hottie v. @Reginia, So... Are any of those green beret brothers single? Haha. That is some serious back up!

      I'm so heartbroken, I'm thinking about starting a Facebook album called 'My Imaginary Boyfriends" just so I can put his picture in it. 1 year ago
    • Reginia G. AH yes, George Clooney has determined never to marry but he may be my bf one day if I get a boob job and suddenly become bee u ti ful. As a matter of fact, all but one of my brothers is single, and yeah as kids NO ONE I mean NO ONE messed with baby girl. My twin and I were VERY well protected. Still are.
      1 year ago
    • von Hottie v. Well if any of those brothers come to New York, they can look me up :)

      I almost posted something on your wall from a different account, so just ignore anything you got from a stranger. 1 year ago
    • jan65 h. @von hot: I have some pix to add to your new FB album. 1 year ago
    • Christine N. hearted this 1 year ago
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