“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things” -G.Carlin
I have a disproportionate ratio of body mass to sweat produced. I am maybe 5'1 and sweat like I'm LeBron James. And not just at the gym, but especially when I'm sleeping. I'm putting my sheets in the wash as we speak because my poor husband is being sweat out of our bed. I am a sweaty thing! Today at the gym I started my workout on the bike and realized I forgot to get a towel. Because I was already into it, I just opted to get one after. Four swimming pools later I was moping up the bike and myself. And then I get home and take a nap and sweat even more. Do I even have enough water in my body to keep up at this rate? What if I just turn into a prune?

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I'm a sweater, too. On the one hand, a pain in the ass. On the other, good for the complexion.
Submitted by spindig on 04.20.09 at 09:55.
Oh, the horrors of the sweaty back... of being told that I sweat like a man. i'm feeling this post! also, you have the best profile picture i've seen.
Submitted by k.ben on 04.21.09 at 02:03.
Reading this post is like finding a corroborating prankster/alibi in an office of drones...I am all warm and fuzzy with the thought of the Sisterhood of the Sweaters- wait, no, too close to the movie. Well, we can work on the name later.
Seriously, I was once nicknamed Sweaty Sandy. And it stuck for 2 years.
Submitted by sandyliz on 04.21.09 at 06:56.