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Play Tetris While Spinning. Not.

NeuroActive Bike (Via Brain Center America.)

Stephen Bergeron, adorable Quebecois entrepreneur, has invented a stationary bike. it's called the NeuroActive bike, and the idea is that, while you're peddling, you're also doing simple brain exercises on a flat screen monitor in front of you. (We aced the online demo of "Security Guard", and then felt uncomfortable about our latent tendency to profile aggressively.) "NeuroActive’s® powerful brain-training, anti-aging program helps keep your gray matter sharp and youthful," says the NeuroActive web site. They also say it's a big hit in France. Let's recall that France is not notorious for its physical fitness.